Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, Please, sir, it wasn't me! Ha, ha! laughed Payne. And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!
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