so we made a theory that actually mary cheated on joseph who believed her to be a virgin. and she called the kid jesus claiming a miracle and the kid believed it growing up. "jesus" never performed any miracles. all were hoaxes set up by mary herself to further make "jesus" believe he was son of god. the roman emperor caught on and met up with mary to fake "jesus'" death by getting a lookalike to die on the cross, be buried in the cave. the real "jesus" however was drugged and was to be sent elsewhere with a new identity but people saw him when he awoke to travel and thought he had risen from the dead...
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