Two good friends, Tom and Mike, sit down at a bar one night to discuss politics.
Tom is a known Democrat and states "Hilary is the best choice for this country, I'm sure of it. There's no doubt in my mind that she will win our country over and take presidency by a landslide. Trump is going to ruin our country, I can't even fathom living in a country run by him."
Mike, a very educated intellectual political science major, also a known democrat, almost spits out his drink laughing.
"Nonsense! Trump's honesty will surely resonate within every American's heart come election time, and will undoubtedly win! In fact, I'm willing to bet $5000 that Trump will be president by the end of the year!"
Thinking the friend is off his rockers, the first friend gladly accepts the bet.
A few months later, after heavy controversy and corruption at the polls, Trump came out victorious by a very small margin.
Distraught and defeated, Tom goes to Mike's apartment the next day to deliver the money by hand. Surprisingly, the landlord answered, and Tom explained the situation to the landlord. The landlord responded:
"That's strange, I heard Mike sobbing from my room last night, when they had announced the winner. He then came over this morning to announce his leave and paid the remainder of his rent."
Suddenly, Tom's phone rings. It's Mike.
"Hey Tom, bring the money to the airport. Thanks again for paying for me to leave the country!"
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