On top of Mount Everest.
All covered with sand.
I shot my poor sister.
With a red rubber band.
I shot her with glory.
I shot her with pride.
How could have I missed her.
Shes fifty-feet wide.
I went to her funeral.
I went to her grave.
Some people threw flowers.
I threw a grenade.
I opened her coffin.
She didnt look dead.
So i took a bazooca.
And blew off her head!!!!!!!
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