The word of the day is "LEGS", let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?
I'd like to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Was your daddy a baker? 'Cause you sure gotta nice set of buns.
Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call your mother and thank her for having you!
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