Best Man Joke (original... feedback appreciated)

*"Mike" is known for shitting himself on multiple occasions...*

As one of Mike's best friends, I'm fortunate enough to receive the intimate details of Mike's gastro-intestinal bouts. Those who know Mike may take pity on me, but there's no need. I'm a fan of self defecating humor.

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