A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him:
"Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?"
"Uh yes, actually.", the man replies, "I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before."
"Oh, well we have a vast variety of classical music in this section. Feel free to go to the counter if you have any questions."
A few minutes later, the man goes to the counter holding two vinyls.
"Did you find what you're looking for?", the owner asks.
"Yes, I think I did." The man shows the owner the two records, one labeled, 'The Best of Johann Sebastian Bach', and the other, 'The Works of Claude Debussy'.
"Ahh yes," the owner says, "Two wonderful composers. Just remember to listen to Debussy first."
"Why's that?", the man asks.
"Always finish on the Bach, never on Debussy."
*credit: Family Guy*
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