A man was driving down the California highway at two am, it was pouring rain. Wipers going full blast. Suddenly he saw a girl walking on the side of the road, she could be 14 or 25, he couldn't tell but knee he had to help.
So he pulls over and asks her if he needs help, she's crying and hdd up her cell phone.
"My dad just wrecked the car!! He can't walk says his legs are broken and and and " she breaks off crying. "I can't get any bars, cancyou help us?!?!?"
The man looks at her, looks around and unzips his pants. " Honey it just isn't your night is it?"
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