Two friends die at about the same time. One goes to heaven and one goes to hell. The one that went to heaven is getting a tour by St Peter. He is admiring the streets of gold, the beautiful harp music and choir and the peaceful ambiance. At one point though he looks down into hell and sees his best friend sitting on a beach with a two beautiful naked women on his lap and a beer can in each hand.
He turns to St Peter and says "Look, I appreciate all of the beauty and serenity up here but looking at my friend in hell it sure looks like he's having a much better time...".
St Peter replies "Not all things are as they appear, you see, those beers have holes in the bottom and the women don't."
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