Three friends are having beers and start comparing the greatest bars.
The first says "I once went to a bar where they gave you a free beer for each beer you buy."
The next says "That's nothing, I once went to a bar where they gave a free beer and a free shot for each beer you buy."
The last guy says "Well I've heard of a bar where they let you drink as much as you want for free and then take you in the back room and get you laid."
"Wow," the first friend responds, "you've actually been to this bar?"
The third guy answers "I haven't... but my sister has."
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