I'm sorry, Black Lives Matter is actually a peaceful and forward thinking movement that our society needs...

70% of a human's...

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Pulled a bird the...

She begged me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice...

always left the...

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they...

Problem 67

Bob and Kathy, two construction workers on the roof of a building, are about...

A man takes his...

The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies "This is my boy,...

I like Gravity...

It keeps me down to earth

10 Parenting Laws

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J = 11 in C

Jack = 11 in cards.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain...

Why doesn't UGA...

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.