[begin metajoke]When God made trees with leaves, all the angels were worried: would God tell them it was their job to cut all the leaves off every Fall ?
[begin metajoke]When God made trees with leaves, all the angels were worried: would God tell them it was their job to cut all the leaves off every Fall ?
But God reassured them.
He said: "Not to worry. Fall off by themselves"
[end metajoke]
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