Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it? I think so, the man replied. My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests. I don't mean that, the priest responded. I mean, are you prepared spiritually? Oh, sure, came the reply. I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey.
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