Before marriage:
He: “Great! I can’t wait for that day!”
She: “May I change my mind? “
He: “No! Don’t even think about that!”
She: “Do you love me?”
He: “Of course!”
She: “Will you cheat on me??”
He: “No! Where does that thought come from?”
She: ”Would you give me a kiss?”
He: ”Sure, and a great one.”
She: ”Is there a chance for you to hit me?”
He: “Never.”
She: “Can I have your word?”
After marriage: (read backward)↑
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