A ~~man~~KKK member goes to his ~~Rabbi~~ Grand Dragon.
"~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon, I think my wife is trying to poison me!"
"Very interesting," says the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon. "Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out."
A few hours later the ~~Rabbi~~Grand Dragon calls the ~~man~~KKK member up.
"I've spent several hours speaking with your wife," he says.
"What should I do?" the ~~man~~KKK member asked.
"Take the poison."
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