A rural married couple had only one child - a son. And when he got to be about 22 years old, his father realized that he had never seen him with a girl. He told him one morning, "Son, you need to go out and find yourself a girl and get married." The son went and found a girl and came back. His father was down in the kitchen. The girl was sitting on the couch.
"Momma, where's daddy?"
"He's down in the kitchen."
He went down to where his father was. "Daddy, I found me a girl."
"Where she at, son?"
"She down there on the couch."
He went down to check her out but acted like he wasn't paying her any attention. He came back shaking his head. "Uh uh. No son! You can't marry that girl. That girl is your sister but your momma don't know it."
About two weeks later, one Saturday morning, he came back with another girl. His father was out plowing the garden this morning.
"Momma, where dad at?"
"He out there plowing the garden."
He went outside to see his father. "Daddy, I found me another girl."
"Where she at, son?"
"She in there on the couch."
He went in the house like he was going for a drink of water, came back out shaking his head. "Uh uhh no, son! You can't marry that girl neither. That girl is your sister but your momma don't know it."
About three weeks later, his mother came up and asked him, "Son, you didn't like neither one of them girls well enough to get married?"
"I liked both of them but daddy said I couldn't marry them cause they were my sisters but you didn't know it."
She said, "WHAT!!! Well I tell you what, you can marry either one of them girls you want 'cause he ain't your daddy but he don't know it."
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