1.) Two kittens are on a roof which one falls off first?
The one with the lowest mew.
2.) what happens to electrons and they lose all the energy?
They become Bohred
3.) People call me lazy but I am just overflowing with potential energy.
4.) Did you hear about the man that was cooled absolute zero?
He is 0k now.
5.) I hear Chemistry jokes periodically, but Physics jokes have more potential.
6.) My Chemistry teacher threw Sodium Chlorite at me, is that considered a salt?
7.) √−1 2³ Σ π
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