There was a white man walking on the beach and he found a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a black genie came out. The genie said alright mothafucka you get 3 wishes. The man said 1st I want a mansion, 2nd I want to be surrounded by beautiful naked women. Then he made his 3rd wish. All od a sudden there was a knock on the mansion door. A group of rednecks took the man, put a rope around his neck, and lynched him. Later at Starbucks, (that's where genies get their coffee) the genie was talking to his other genie friends. He said I've been in this genie business for over 3,000 years and men still wish for mansions and naked women, but 1 man made a wish that confused the hell outta me. I don't know why that mothafucka wanted to be hung like a nigga.
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