Hillary Clinton died one day and wen't to heaven and there were thousands of clocks. She asked why there were so many clocks? The angel that was standing there told her that each clock represents a person, when a person lies it ticks one second. She asked to see her husbands. The angel studerd for a second and then gave some huge ear muffs to her with a earpiece. The angel showed Hillary to a huge room on the wall was mounted a digital clock that was ticking like hell. She looked around and saw MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of insane angels mumbling "Tick, tick tick, tock, tock tock.." and MILLIONS AND MILLIONS of broken clocks. The angel sighed and said "we had to go to digital"
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