A man walks into the bathroom as another man is leaving the urinal. He walks right by the sink and is about to leave the bathroom when the first man says to him.
"Didn't your mother ever teach you to wash your hands after using the restroom?"
"Yes, but my father taught me to not piss on myself."
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