Boss says "let me show you how its done."....... A customer walks in & asks for a packet of grass seed, the boss says "sir, when the grass grows you'll need shears, and after that you'll need a lawn mower." Customer says, "I never thought of that" & leaves having spent £200. "That's how its done" says the boss, "the next customer is yours".
A man walks in and says "I'd like a packet of tampax". The boy replies "would you like a lawn mower as well sir?" The man says "why would I want a lawn mower?!"
Boy says, "Well, your weekend's fucked, you might as well cut the grass!"
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