a guy walkes in a bar a saies give the badest drank you have and show me the badest guy in this bar so the bar tender gives the man the drank and showes the guy the biggest badest man in the bar so the guy thakes the drank turns it up then then he bets the hell out of the other guy and walkes out the bar tender saies to him self this guy thinkes hes purtty bad so im going to brang my monke and show him whos bad sure enuff the guy comes bake and said the same thing he turns up the draink and the bar tender saies hes wating for you in the bathroom the guy goes bake their for 10 or 15 min the bar tenders hears stuff braking and shit the guy walkes out and saies tell that nigger when he wakes up his fure coat is in the tras can
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