Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries.
A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"
"No," says Judi, "it's for his underarms."
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