One day a farmer noticed that one of his hens had lost all her feathers and was completely bald. He called his Chinese friend Ming to ask for advice on what to do. "Give hen to me," he says. "I take to cemetery where all my ancestors are buried. I will burn gum-tree leaves for magic aroma and have séance. Then after three days, hen will no longer be bald."
Unfortunately, Ming was unsuccessful. So the farmer called his other Chinese friend Hing and explained what was wrong with the hen. Hing says, "I have solution. I get all my relatives over to my house and we work together to make special tea out of gum-tree leaves. Then I give tea to you. You pour on the skin of the hen and after three days hen will regrow a coat."
The farmer was given the special tea and did just as his Chinese friend instructed. But alas, the hen remained bald and the plan failed.
So what's the moral of the story? All of Ming's corpses and all of Hing's kin couldn't use gum-tree to feather a hen.
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