One day a little girl was watching cartoons when a porno came through. The little girl asked her mom "What are they doing?" The girls mom said "baking a cake." Then the next day they were walking in the park and there were these people making out and the girl said "look mommy they are baking a cake!" The next day the girl says "mommy you and daddy were baking a cake last night." Her mom replied "how did you know?" The girl said "because I licked the icing off the sofa!"--Editor's note: Hey, I just post them...
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