Badly translated ukrainain joke

Summer. Outskirts of some small town. Two friends sit on a bench and watch as An-2 use pesticides on local wheat field.

F1: Hey, dude. Have you heard terrorist attack that happened in USA?

F2: Yeah. So?

F1: What if something like that would happen here?

The moment he says so, An-2 suddenly catches fire, hits a 5 store building and makes balcony fall off.

....

F2: You said something?

F1: What can I say? Terrorists attacks here are the same as country. Shitty.

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