A man goes to his doctors office for a follow up appt a few days after geting some lab work done.
The doctor comes in and says "I have Bad news and really bad news."
The man says "I'll take the bad news first to which the doctor replies that the test result have come in and that he has 24 hours to live. The man is completly dumbfounded and then says "If thats the bad news wtf is the worst news?"
The doctor replies "Well, I forgot to call you yesterday"
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