I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other day in my neighbourhood. The alarm system was no use so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective local Neighbourhood Watch.
Instead, I've planted a Pakistani flag in each corner of my front garden.
Now FBI, CIA and every other intelligence service are keeping a watch on my house !
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