One day a boy walks into a room and finds his grandpa sippin' on some whisky. Intrigued, the boy asks "grandpa, can I have a sip of that"
Grandpa responds with “well son, can your penis reach your butt?”
The boy thinks for a second, lowers his head and says "no"
Grandpa responds with "well then son, this isn't for you"
The next day, the boy walks out to the porch and sees his grandpa smoking on a cigar. Excited, he asks his grandpa "Grandpa! can I have puff of that?"
Grandpa once again asks "can your penis reach your butt?”
Again the boy, feeling discouraged say "no, it still can't grandpa"
"Well then i'm sorry kiddo, this isn't for you"
The third day the grandpa comes into the kitchen, sees his grandson eating a plate cookies and asks "hey sport, mind if I have one of those cookies?"
The young boy looks up and asks "well grandpa, can your penis reach your butt?"
The grandpa chuckles a bit and proudly announces "well of course it can"
The boy taken back a bit by his response, looks at his grandpa and yells "THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF! GRANDMA MADE THESE FOR ME!"
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