Bad Lil' Johnny's Fishing Trip with His Grandpa... [Explicit]

Bad Lil' Johnny headed out on the water with his Grandpa for a day of fishing. After awhile of fishing, Grandpa got thirsty so he pulled out a beer and began to drink. Bad Lil' Johnny became curious never having tasted beer before and asked if he could have a sip of Grandpa's beer. Grandpa replied, "I don't know Son, Can you touch your dick to your asshole?" To which Bad Lil' Johnny sadly replied, "No, Grandpa, I cannot." Grandpa responded with, "Then No, Son, You are not old enough." Awhile later, Grandpa pulled out a cigar, lit it, and began to puff out a few smoke rings. Bad Lil' Johnny's curiosity led him to ask Grandpa for a puff of the cigar. Grandpa simply replied, "I don't know Son, Can you touch your dick to your asshole?" To which Bad Lil' Johnny sadly replied again, "No, Grandpa, I cannot." Grandpa responded with, "Then No, Son, You are not old enough." Awhile later, Bad Lil' Johnny began to get hungry, so he pulled out a bag of Oreos that his mom had packed for his fishing trip with Grandpa and began to eat some. Grandpa, now feeling hungry, asked Bad Lil' Johnny if he could have an Oreo. Bad Lil' Johnny asked, "I don't know Grandpa, Can you touch your dick to your asshole?" to which Grandpa proudly relpied, "Yes Son, I sure can!" Bad Lil' Johnny smiled and looked his Grandpa in the eyes and simply said, "Good... Then go fuck yourself... these are my Oreos."

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