This lady has two little sons that curse all the time. She can't get them to stop using foul language. She tries time outs, extra chores and taking away their toys but nothing works.
One day she finally gives up and decides that she's just gonna smack them the next time one of them says a dirty word. So the next morning the kids come running down the stairs for breakfast and she asks the first little boy what he would like to eat.
He says, "Give me some fucking eggs!"
BOOM! She smacks him right across the face, then politely asks the other little boy what he would like for breakfast.
He says, "I don't want any fucking eggs!"
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