A woman walks into a hair salon with her child who's ridiculously cute. All the women come up to greet the mother and compliment on her child. The only problem is the child is actively choosing to not speak to anyone.
"I just can't get him to talk, and he know's he's doing it. I can't get mad at him, but I just can't seem to get him to talk. I hope it's just a phase"
A few minutes go by and the mother gets in her chair. The child starts exploring the salon and comes across a big bowl of lollipops on a shelf far beyond his reach.
A wiser, more reserved stylists sees the child looking at the pops and comes up with a plan.
She looks at the child and says, "Do you want a lollipop?"
The child, smiling slyly, nods his head yes. To which the the woman replies
"What color?"
:D
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