One day god was talking to st peter. "We do not have enough souls in heaven. So from here on out if anyone was having a bad day before they died let them in". St peter nodded before returning back to the gates. He sees the first person and asks about their day.
It was horrible, I come home and i know my wife was cheating. I ran outside and saw the bastard hanging from the balcony rail. So i kick his fingers and watched him fall. He lived so picked up the fridge and threw it at him. In the process i had a heart attack."
St peter simply lets the man in before asking the next man how his day was.
"Would you believe this shit. So i am doing pull ups and slip. Well thank god i catch the rail below my floor. Then some jerkoff kicks my hand. Well thank god i lived before a fridge landed on me".
St peter whistles before letting the man in. He turns and is surprised to see Bill Clinton standing there. St peter asks him, "Wow you are Bill Clinton, how did you die?"
Bill goes, well I was hiding in this fridge..."
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