A man walks into a doctors office with a piece of bacon sticking out of his head. The doctor sees it and, with a look of confusion, asks
"How long have you had that issue?"
To which the man replies "For a while now"
The doctor looks confused and asks "You want it cured"
And the man responds "No it already is, I just want you to get rid of it"
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