What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take off your boots before you jump on a trampoline.
How do you make a baby spin around?
Blender.
How do you take it back out?
Nachos.
What do you call a dead baby on a wall?
Art.
What do you call a dead baby floating on the water?
Bob.
What do you call a dead baby on the floor?
Matt.
What's better than 10 babies in a bag?
One baby in 10 bags.
This one sickens me.
What's the similarity between your grandma and your baby?
Both may die during intercourse.
What's the difference?
Your grandma's arsehole won't split in two.
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