Two Christian missionaries approach a tribe in Africa. They get caught, and the tribe leader gives them an option. Death, or Babaloobaba. The first missionary chooses Babaloobaba. The chief then shouts BABALOOBABA, and all the men in the tribe get excited. They tie up the missionary, and all of the men proceed to rape him in every orifice. When they are finished, the missionary is a bloody cum dump. The second missionary then exclaims "I have come to terms with God, and have decided that I want death." The chief smiles, and shouts "DEATH. BY BABALOOBABA!"
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