I am a lifeguard and a couple days ago I was asked to sub at a pool that I don't normally work at. I did this even though I knew there was a girl there I used to have a thing with and I was assuming it would be awkward having to encounter her. But to my avail, SHE GOT OFF RIGHT WHEN I CAME IN.
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