She says "Russell, your father passed away a few months ago but before he did, he got me pregnant. Do you want to touch my belly?" The boy touched her belly and said "Wow, you're really big mom, how many babies are in here?" "Two " the mother replied " and I'm going to name them both after your father, Jimmy" The boy flicked her stomach and said "You can't name them both after dad!" And with that, the mother yelled "Stop! You're Russelling my Jimmies!"
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