There was a horrible automobile crash and the driver of the car lay on the
side of the road dying. A passerby said to him kindly, "Why don't you say a
prayer?"
"I don't know any," said the stricken man.
"Haven't you had any contact with religion?"
"As a boy we used to live next to a Catholic Church!"
"That's it!" said the well-wisher. "Just repeat what you heard in the
church!"
"Okay," said the injured man. "B-10, I-25!" "BINGO!"
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