One day ima go to Sydney to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat somma breakfast. I tells the wetress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate, you sonna ma bitch.
Later, I go to eat soma lunch ata de restaurant. The waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I donna even know the lady ... ana she call me a sonna ma bitch.
So, I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet ona my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man ... ana he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to checkout, and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma bitch.
I go back to Italy!!!!
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