A midget walks into a bathroom and sees a guy taking a piss, he comes up to him and says, "You have nice balls", the guy liking compiments says, "Um..... thanks I guess", then the midget says, "Can I have a closer look at them, you know mine are so small!"
The guy answers, "um..... sure go ahead", so the midget gets a 4 foot ladder, climbs up onto it and grabs the guys balls, then all of a sudden he yanks on them keeping a tight grip he says, "Give me your wallet or i'll jump!"
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