Australia surprises the world by creating the first spacecraft capable of travelling between two suns.
The team consists of three core members: Sheila, Stella, and Bruce.
The launch goes smoothly and the craft begins its slow three month acceleration out of the solar system.
Towards the end of the last month, just as they're about to leave the protective throes of the solar system and enter free space, ground control radios in:
"Ground Control to Crew, Ground Control to Crew."
Bruce picks up the call. "Bruce to Granh Cantrol, recieving."
"Bruce, are you interstellar yet?"
Bruce thinks hard for a moment, but then shakes his head. "Nah, I'm more into Sheila guys, sorry."
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