My girlfriend's dad called me a pedofile for dating his 22 year old daughter when I'm 31...

Blonde cook book

Monday: Now home from our honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to...

Where does almond...

Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.

Lingo interpertation

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY": We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK...

What's Hillary...

F. She deleted the emale.

What do you call...

A Staggersaurus.

the moon is a man...

We would have blood moons once a month.

Why don't blind...

Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.

crazy date

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just...

Good trade

A woman is driving home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman...

A man is getting...

A man is getting a physical done by a doctor The doctor turns to the man and...