Two atoms are sitting in a field of ionizing radiation.
One atom says, "I think I lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
[The first atom says, "I'm positive!"](http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/124673i70DA5E968937995F?v=mpbl-1)
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