So there's a guy named John and a woman named Pam. Pam walks up to John's box of kittens, Pam says "oh, what cute little kittens!" - John replies with "yes, they're christian kittens!
About one week later, Pam is with her husband Mark. Pam tells mark to go see the kittens. Mark says "oh, well they're just a bunch of cute little kittens!" John says "yes, they're atheist kittens!" Pam is confused and asks why they're now atheist kittens when they were previously christian kittens. John replies "Yea but now their eyes are open!".
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