A guy in a ski mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the fucking safe!" He yells at the girl behind the
counter.
"But we're not a real bank." She replies, "We don't have any
money, this is a sperm bank."
"Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll blow your head off."
Demands the guy with the gun. She obliges and once she opened
the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and
drink it."
"But it's full of sperm!" She replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it!" He demands. She pulls the cap off
and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" He demands. She takes
out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off
the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.
"There," He says "It's not that fucking difficult is it?"
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