At the Pearly Gates

An Evangelical Christian dies and is taken up to the Pearly Gates where St Peter is waiting to greet him. St Peter informs him that he has one last wish he can request before stepping through the Gates. The Evangelical thinks about it for a minute, looks at St Peter and says, "You know, there is one thing. I'd love to see what hell is like for the sinners. I have spent my entire life warning them about their ways, so I'd like to see them in their just reward. I would really get a kick out of that!"

St. Peter motions him towards an elevator and tells him to push the H button.
The Evangelical steps into it, presses the button, and feels his stomach rise
as the elevator begins a rapid dissent.

Finally, after 5 long minutes the trip ends and the Evangelical steps through the doors. The first thing that hits his senses is the live band music emanating from a stage. Then the sights and sounds of thousands of souls, eating, laughing, dancing, singing, and having a good time wash over him.Everywhere, as far as the eye can see, are tables piled high with food, scantily clad ladies frolicking around the tables giggling, with laughing men clutching at them.

After a few minutes, the visibly upset Evangelical retreats into the elevator
and ascends back up to the PG level. (Pearly Gates, if you didn't get it.)

As the doors open he angrily steps out to see St Peter beckoning him towards a
door past the gates labeled "Dining Room." He enters it famished to find a dull white room without any furnishings. Only a bare bulb lights it. A moment later Jesus enters the room with a folding card table and three folding chairs which he sets up. A few minutes later St Peter enters carrying three paper plates with peanut butter & banana sammiches.

They all sit down in silence to eat. With each passing minute the Evangelical
is becoming more visibly agitated. Finally St Peter asks him what is wrong. The
Evangelical says, "Look, down there in hell they are having the party of the century with wine, women, and song. Up here we are eating this crap in a dull lifeless room. What the hell is going on?"

St Peter looks at him in amazement, "You don't really think we are going to go to all that trouble just for the three of us, do you????"