A Newfie goes to northern Ontario to work in a logging camp. His first day, the foreman gives him a chainsaw and sends out to cut trees. He comes back at the end of the shift and the foreman asks him how it went.
“Jeeze, dat was hard work, but I did cut down two trees.”
The foreman says, “That’s not very many. You probably just need practice. You’ll do better tomorrow.”
Next day, at the end of the shift the Newfie says, “Better dis time, I got five trees. But by Jeezez, I’m pretty sore from all da work.”
The foreman shakes his head. “You gotta do better. Most of these men are cutting 25 - 30 trees a day.” The Newfie promises to try harder tomorrow.
At the end of the third day the Newfie comes back in and says, “Boss, I gotta quit. Today I cut down 20 trees, by God, but my body’s killin’ me from all da work.”
The foreman says, “Maybe there’s something wrong with your saw. Let me try it.” He takes the saw, jerks on the starter rope, and the saw jumps to life: BZZZZZZZZZ.
The Newfie says, “Hey! What’s dat noise?”
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