A man walked up to a quite attractive young woman. He said "Excuse me miss..." and before he could finish, the woman turned to him and yelled "NO! Who do you think i am, a whore?!" Everyone at the bar turned to look at the man. Embarrassed, he snuck back to his seat. The woman later approached him, "My sincerest apologies," said the woman, "i was merely conducting an experiment on..." Abruptly, the man turned to her and yelled, "NO! A hundred bucks is too damn expensive!!!"
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