At the height of WWII on the Eastern front, a high-level meeting takes place in the Kremlin between Stalin and the marshals on the situation on their respective fronts. When the meeting ends, Zhukov is the first one to step out. As he does so, he mutters under his breath "Fucking mustachioed piece of shit." It just so happens that Stalin's secretary, Poskrebyshev hears this. So being loyal to the Communist cause, he reports it to his boss. To which Stalin replies, "get him back here."
Two minutes later, Zhukov is back in the room facing Stalin.
"Comrade Zhukov," begins Stalin, "would you please repeat what you said when you left the room?"
"I said 'fucking mustachioed piece of shit' Comrade Stalin."
"And who were you talking about?
"I was talking about Hitler, Comrade Stalin."
Stalin then turns to Poskrebyshev,
"And you, Comrade Poskrebyshev, who did you think he was talking about?"
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